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I'm a recent convert to Fafblog, a gently ludicrous political blog written by the modest Fafnir, the high-handed Medium Lobster and the brutal Giblets. It's like a cross between Pogo and Get Your War On. Here's Fafnir:

There are seventy thousand dead in Darfur an I'm watchin TV. "Mary Cheney gay," says TV. 'Gay Cheney gay. Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. Tesesa Heinz. Gay lesbian gay.' Which is a valid point. Mary Cheney IS gay which is pretty important when you stop thinkin about it.

Today's entry took me a second reading before I got it. But here's more Fafnir, from last month:

"A llama is neither a sign nor a portent!" says Giblets. "It signifies nothing but llama!"
"Then we are helpless before their power," says me. "Their power to mean stuff."
"There is nothing to do but wait an watch," says Giblets.
"Watch television," says me. "It is rich with knowledge an advertising."
"Advertising is a sign AND a portent!" says Giblets.
"I'm gettin the pizza," says me. "The bear can have mushrooms on its half."