you're not rid of me

Playing a trivia game with the Rock Squad last name, Uma Thurman came up.

"I totally had a teenage crush on her," I said, "but now, I don't know, she looks funny." 7 Coconut was agog: "What did you say?"

I repeated myself.

He began giggling. "Ah... I thought you said 'eighteen-inch crush'. Which is very descriptive, but I wouldn't have expected it from you."