oddly specific Cosmopolitan cover squib, May 2011

[dot_fennel]

What Men Want Most At 9 P.M.

Comments

[eestiplika.livejournal.com]

I saw that, too.

[tactisle.livejournal.com]

When did Jeopardy move to Spike TV?

[dot_fennel]

There was totally supposed to be a citation with that. It's from the cover of this month's Cosmo.

[tactisle.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. D'oh. It being Cosmo, I'm guessing the answer is "a footrub, then a little alone time while you change into something irresistible" or something.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to add but the phrase

GIANT SQUIB

.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

I'm deeply curious now.

[whynotkay.livejournal.com]

A sandwich?

[bluepapercup.livejournal.com]

A late dinner and a game of Starcraft?

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's Cosmo, so there's always to be the unsaid second part of that:

What Men Want Most At 9 P.M. and why it should make you feel insecure...BUY BUY BUY!!

[kcatalyst.livejournal.com]

Presumably it will be completely different than what they want at 8:30 and 9:30? Men are so inscrutable!